Khoobb meethe meethe pakwan khaye Sehat me char chand lagaye Log to sirf chand par gaye hai Aap us se bhi upar jaye Happy Dhanteras
A woman kidnaped d kidnaper sent a piece of her finger 2her husbnd n demnded money Husbnd replied i want more proof
Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana is jahan se alag duniya mat basana aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya par roj intezar me palke mat bichana
Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein aap yaad nahi aate mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nhi
ana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo
Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein par labon pe hasi lani padti hai yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai
Sehmi si nigaho mein khwab hum jaga denge sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge humare sang muskura ke to dekhiye hum aapke har gum bhula denge
sardar ka sir phat gaya Doctor Ye kaise hua Sardar mai chappal se keel thok raha tha Mujhe 1 aadmi bola GADHE KABHI KHOPDI KA ISTEMAL B KAR LIYA KA
Door door gaon me jab baccha nahi sota to uski maa kehti hai so jaa bete so ja bete warna Dusra beta kaise hoga
| Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega log fekenge ande tamatar To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega wah wah |
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Govt Jiske 5 bache hai use ghr degi Santa k 3 the usne wifse kaha pdosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu lane ke bad Apne3 kaha gaye WIFE Jinke the wo le gye
Agar Apko Koi BhI anjaan Parsal Mile To Kripya Use Na Khole Usme Meri Photo Ho Sakti Hai Apki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Mera DIWANA Bana Sakti Hai
You are a GHONCHU G reat H ot O ne in million N aughty C ute H umble U nique Zyada khush mat ho hai to tu ghonchu hi
happy holi tum ye hi soch rahe ho na ke holi to ja chuki o hello yeh mera mobile hai aur mari marzi main kuch bhi bheju happy republic day yeh le
master apne student se koi sher sunao Student mota marti moti pe bhukha marta roti pe master g ki 2 betiya per mai to marta choti pe
Your account has been recharged successfully by Rs 1490 74 Your account balance is Rs 1501 93 OHO chehra to dekho jaise BANDAR ko kela mil gaya
Que What is d Similarity between a successful Chartered Accountant a Miss Universe Ans Both are very conscious about FIGURES
Some idiot say Behind every successful man there is a woman but nobody knows the fact that woman choose only successful man
| 1 bacha roj mandir jata tha or chapal churata tha aisa karke usne paise ikhte kiy or 1 mobile kharida vidhi ka bidhan dekho aj vahi bacha apni story pad raha ha |
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A very emotional shayari plz don t cry aftr reading it Zindegi ne diye hain bahut se sitam Maa kasam
Kyu YAAD Aati Hai TeRi Kyu Aankhe Bheeg Jati Hai MeRi Jaha Bhi GiRte Hai MeRe Aansu Kyu TASVEER Ban Jati Hai TeRi Vishal Jain 9
Diye Se N Pucho Baki Wakt Kitna He Sanso Se N Pucho Baki Khel Kitna He Pucho Jalte Huve Murde Se Ke Zindgi Me Gam Or Kafan Me Chain Kitna He
Sardar complained 2 Police all items are missing except theTV in my house Police How the thief did not take TV Sardar I was watching TV na
Yaado se judke yaad aate ho aap yaad akar yaadgar ban jate ho aap yaado hi yaado me sama jate ho aap kyu yaadko bhi yaad bana jate ho aap
Pyar Ka Naam Aata H To Ab Dr Lgta H Yaad Aati He To Dil Rone Lagta H Jakhm Diye H Kisine Muje Itne Gehre K Koi Hath Lagaye To Dar Lagta H
Aapki yad me meine kalam uthaya,Liya kakaz aur tasveer aapki banai.Socha tha dil se laga ke rakhen us tasveer ko,par vo toh bachcho ko darane ke kam
D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako…
Main Dosti Ka Wo DAAG Hu Jise Tum Mita Nahi Paoge Guzarish Hai Apse SURF EXCEL Se Mat Dhona Varna Dhundte Rahe Jaoge Kyoki"KUCH DAAG ACCHE hote hai.
GOLU ko job se nikal dia to wo roz Boss ke ghar k samne POTI kar k aata
MOLU: Ye kya harkat hai
GOLU:Use batana chahta hu ki bhukha na
5 ahri mirch 2 badam thoda sa oil, swadnushar namak. or ha hara dhaniya dalna na bhule apko pata nahi hum keya bana rahe hain apko bewakof
MAn to his Wife..very sweetly:darling r u free 2nyt??
Wife: saale..free ke bache..aaj se pehle kabhi paise liye hain tere se
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