Daily Sms Jokes For Fun 150 Character

Insan 2 cheez se hamesha haarta he,
Pehla to waqt or dussra pyar,
Dono zindgi me bahut khaas hote he,
Waqt kisi ka nahi hota aur pyar her kisi se nahi hota!






Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai,
Bik jata hai har rishta duniya me,
Sirf DOSTI hi yahaan
“NOT 4 SALE” hai! 




A smile from moon to put u to bed.
The twinkle of the stars to sweeten ur dreams.
An sms from me to wish u deep sleep.
Good Night & Sweet Dreams




Boy- Mujhse dosti krogi..
Girl- Mere parents alow nahi karte..
Boy- Ha jaise mere Pitaji ne to mujhe!
“Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao Mahasangh” ka chairman bna rakha hai 

IIT Exam Santa got 1 question Prove

Sin x = 6n

Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both d sides.

Then six=6

& wrote: Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka

Ravan- Sigret hai kya?Hanuman- Nahi
Ram- 1 packet hai na de do.
Hanuman- Aap chup rahiye prabhu.
Saale ke 10 sir hai pura packet khatam kr jayega..!

Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi k sath dost k ghar lunch pe gaya.
Dost ne itni badi family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aayee.
Ramu: Nahi uska exam hai…! 

Ye naya injection

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khas un k liye jo
msg nahi karte
isko lagate hi kanjusi
dur ho jayegi
jab asar karne lage to
reply kar dena…!! 

Height of pressure in Private companies.
Company ka Employee Toilet Gaya,
Andar jakr Baitha, Samne Diwar pe Likha Tha

ITNA ZOR BUSINES PE DETA TO TARGET PURA HO JATA 

IIT exam,
Santa got 1 question.

Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.
Then
six=6
&
wrote:
“Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka” 

A Smile from Moon to Put U to bed…
The Twinkle of d Stars to Sweeten ur Dreams…
An Sms from me To Wish You Deep Sleep…Good Night & Sweet Dreams 




Boy’s chalisa
Yun to hm h Bhramchari,
Pr jaha dekhi hasin nari,
Wahin niyat ne palti mari,
Patane ki koshish jaari,
Pati to hamari,
Wrna hum to hai hi BHRAMCHARI 






Boy’s chalisa
Yun to hm h Bhramchari,
Pr jaha dekhi hasin nari,
Wahin niyat ne palti mari,
Patane ki koshish jaari,
Pati to hamari,
Wrna hum to hai hi BHRAMCHARI 

Dulhan Andhe Pati se -
Kash Tumari Ankhe Hoti to Tum Meri khubsoorati Ko Dekh skte

Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat hoti to kya Ankho wale Tmhe mere liye chod dete. 

On the Chessboard of LIFE,
All MOVES are Possible..
It’s Never Checkmate till U LIVE.
So Never QUIT, There is Always Possibility to WIN..!! 

Jiyo itna marna muskil ho jaye,
Haso itna rona muskil ho jaye,
Kisi ko pana kismat ki bat hai,
Magar chaho itna ki dur jana muskil ho jaye!

Sunehri dhoop barsaat ke baad,
Thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
Jaisay aati hay subha her raat ke baad,
Hum aap ko yaad kertay hain her sans ke baad

Ek aadmi ko ye sunkar sadma lag gaya..
Jab uski kaam walli bai ne kha..!!

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Sahab!
Orkut pe muje bhi add karlo!! 

Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho!
Girl- isliye itni der se soch rahi hu k mere pass Kutta kyo khada hai?

Koi fail hota he to koi pass hota he,
Koi fail hota he to koi pass hota he,
Magr GirlFrnd usiko milti he
Jiske pass NAVRATARI ke Garbe ka Xtra Pass hota he! 

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