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Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.
==
Exam Song..
Chanda Mama So Gaye
Student Sare Jaage
Dekho Pakdo Yaaro
Course To Aage Bhage
Ek Parixa Khatam Karu To Duji Shuru Ho Gayi
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Uth Kr Dekhiye Subah Ka Nazra,Hawa B Hy thandi mausam B Hy Pyara, So gya chand or Chhup gya Hr Ek Tara, Kabul kariye ap, Salam-E-Subah Humara.
==
1O,OOO Years Ago Rajnikanth's Girlfriend Died.
He CRIED a LOT & Today
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Still 71% of the earth's surface is covered wid water;-)
gud Mrng.
He CRIED a LOT & Today
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Still 71% of the earth's surface is covered wid water;-)
gud Mrng.
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This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity-
"Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete the INTERNET.."..;-)
==
1Party me sab log ulti kar rahe the..
Banta: Sab ko kya Hua?
.
Santa: Maine Ulti ki thi,
In Logo ko Bura Laga, To Maine Wapas Pee lee
In Logo ko Bura Laga, To Maine Wapas Pee lee
==
Marwadi donates blood 2 Americn,He gifts him a mercedes car.
Marwadi donats again,
Dis tim he givs An old Cycle
Y?
Marwadi donats again,
Dis tim he givs An old Cycle
Y?
Nw its marwadis blood in him
==
Achhi Baat To Sb Ko Achi Lgti H
Lekin Jab Tume Kisi Ki Buri Baat B Buri Na Lage To Smjo Tumhe Pyar
Nahi Hua Hai
ZALEEL Hone Ki Adat Ho gayi Hai
Lekin Jab Tume Kisi Ki Buri Baat B Buri Na Lage To Smjo Tumhe Pyar
Nahi Hua Hai
ZALEEL Hone Ki Adat Ho gayi Hai
==
Bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam?
Dnt say wah wah. Plz feel d pain
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.
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MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnaam. :-P :-D
==
Trust GOD!
HE will never give yu anything yu can't handle,
HE will never give yu anything yu can't handle,
...
...
...
...
Except .. .. ..
a WIFE !!!!
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SHARABI-Agr Mere Hath Me SARKAR Aye To Me DESH Ki Taqdir Badl Duga
WIFE-Haramkhor Phle Apna Pajama Ta Badl Le Subh Se Meri SALVAR Pehn K Gum Rha H
WIFE-Haramkhor Phle Apna Pajama Ta Badl Le Subh Se Meri SALVAR Pehn K Gum Rha H
==
Friends are not beautiful as they look,
as they walk & as they talk.
as they walk & as they talk.
Friends r beautiful as they sincere
as they care & as they remember.
--%<@
as they care & as they remember.
--%<@
==
Dost ke liye ajab misal hai hum
Sache dost ki pehchan hai hum
Ye to nahi kahte
Sultan Mirza hai hum
Lekin Apke Dil ke
Tees Maar Khan
hai hum
Tees Maar Khan
hai hum
==
Mushkil Raahen Bhi Asaan Ho Jaati Hai
Har Raah Par Pehchan Ho Jaati Hai
Jo Log Muskura Ke Karte Hai Saamna
Kismat Unki Gulaam Ho Jaati Hai.
Har Raah Par Pehchan Ho Jaati Hai
Jo Log Muskura Ke Karte Hai Saamna
Kismat Unki Gulaam Ho Jaati Hai.
==
7 rules 2 be happy:
1.Never hate
2.Don't worry
3.Live simple
4.Give a lot
5.Expect little
6.Always smile
7.Spell my name 10 times per day
1.Never hate
2.Don't worry
3.Live simple
4.Give a lot
5.Expect little
6.Always smile
7.Spell my name 10 times per day
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