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kabhi honsla bhi aajma lena chahiye bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye jab saat 7 din me bhi khujli naa mite to aanthve din naha lena chahiye

Ek ladki thi dewani si Mobile lekr chalti thi nzre jhuka k mobile me kuch krti thi Jb b milti thi mujhse yhi pucha krti thi Ye Mobile chalu kaise hota hai


teacher ye kiska sign hai student mere baap ka tchr aisa kaise stu wo jilabi banate h unka hawt aise chalta h

Khoobb meethe meethe pakwan khaye Sehat me char chand lagaye Log to sirf chand par gaye hai Aap us se bhi upar jaye Happy Dhanteras A woman kidnaped d kidnaper sent a piece of her finger 2her husbnd n demnded money Husbnd replied i want more proof Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana is jahan se alag duniya mat basana aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya par roj intezar me palke mat bichana Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein aap yaad nahi aate mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nhi ana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein par labon pe hasi lani padti hai yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai Sehmi si nigaho mein khwab hum jaga denge sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge humare sang muskura ke to dekhiye hum aapke har gum bhula denge sardar ka sir phat gaya Doctor Ye kaise hua Sardar mai chappal se keel thok raha tha Mujhe 1 aadmi bola GADHE KABHI KHOPDI KA ISTEMAL B KAR LIYA KA Door door gaon me jab baccha nahi sota to uski maa kehti hai so jaa bete so ja bete warna Dusra beta kaise hoga Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega log fekenge ande tamatar To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega wah wah Govt Jiske 5 bache hai use ghr degi Santa k 3 the usne wifse kaha pdosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu lane ke bad Apne3 kaha gaye WIFE Jinke the wo le gye Agar Apko Koi BhI anjaan Parsal Mile To Kripya Use Na Khole Usme Meri Photo Ho Sakti Hai Apki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Mera DIWANA Bana Sakti Hai You are a GHONCHU G reat H ot O ne in million N aughty C ute H umble U nique Zyada khush mat ho hai to tu ghonchu hi happy holi tum ye hi soch rahe ho na ke holi to ja chuki o hello yeh mera mobile hai aur mari marzi main kuch bhi bheju happy republic day yeh le master apne student se koi sher sunao Student mota marti moti pe bhukha marta roti pe master g ki 2 betiya per mai to marta choti pe Your account has been recharged successfully by Rs 1490 74 Your account balance is Rs 1501 93 OHO chehra to dekho jaise BANDAR ko kela mil gaya Que What is d Similarity between a successful Chartered Accountant a Miss Universe Ans Both are very conscious about FIGURES Some idiot say Behind every successful man there is a woman but nobody knows the fact that woman choose only successful man 1 bacha roj mandir jata tha or chapal churata tha aisa karke usne paise ikhte kiy or 1 mobile kharida vidhi ka bidhan dekho aj vahi bacha apni story pad raha ha A very emotional shayari plz don t cry aftr reading it Zindegi ne diye hain bahut se sitam Maa kasam Kyu YAAD Aati Hai TeRi Kyu Aankhe Bheeg Jati Hai MeRi Jaha Bhi GiRte Hai MeRe Aansu Kyu TASVEER Ban Jati Hai TeRi Vishal Jain 9 Diye Se N Pucho Baki Wakt Kitna He Sanso Se N Pucho Baki Khel Kitna He Pucho Jalte Huve Murde Se Ke Zindgi Me Gam Or Kafan Me Chain Kitna He Sardar complained 2 Police all items are missing except theTV in my house Police How the thief did not take TV Sardar I was watching TV na Yaado se judke yaad aate ho aap yaad akar yaadgar ban jate ho aap yaado hi yaado me sama jate ho aap kyu yaadko bhi yaad bana jate ho aap Pyar Ka Naam Aata H To Ab Dr Lgta H Yaad Aati He To Dil Rone Lagta H Jakhm Diye H Kisine Muje Itne Gehre K Koi Hath Lagaye To Dar Lagta H Aapki yad me meine kalam uthaya,Liya kakaz aur tasveer aapki banai.Socha tha dil se laga ke rakhen us tasveer ko,par vo toh bachcho ko darane ke kam D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako… Main Dosti Ka Wo DAAG Hu Jise Tum Mita Nahi Paoge Guzarish Hai Apse SURF EXCEL Se Mat Dhona Varna Dhundte Rahe Jaoge Kyoki"KUCH DAAG ACCHE hote hai. GOLU ko job se nikal dia to wo roz Boss ke ghar k samne POTI kar k aata MOLU: Ye kya harkat hai GOLU:Use batana chahta hu ki bhukha na 5 ahri mirch 2 badam thoda sa oil, swadnushar namak. or ha hara dhaniya dalna na bhule apko pata nahi hum keya bana rahe hain apko bewakof MAn to his Wife..very sweetly:darling r u free 2nyt?? Wife: saale..free ke bache..aaj se pehle kabhi paise liye hain tere se

Miss You Sms Missing YOu Sms Messages | Latest | December Collection

Miss You Sms Missing YOu Sms Messages | Latest | December Collection

I Miss You | Missing u sms | Missing You sms Messages

 Message: * some text missing* 
Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing.... 

 3 Little Hearts
I m sending u 3 little hearts to remind u 3 things, I m HERE, I CARE and i MISS U

 Do u know
Do u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.

 Wat makes some people dearer is not just de 
Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss them.. MISS U........ 

 I hide my tears 
I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!

 ABCDEFGHIGKLMNOP

A B
C D
E F
G H
I J
K L
M N
O P
Q R
S T
V W
X Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed "U" 

 If u wanna know how much I miss u, 
If u wanna know how much I miss u,
try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones u miss is how much I miss

 Last night i wanted to send u a msg
Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...

 Whenever I miss You,
Whenever I miss You, Stars falls down from the  Sky.
So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!
It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much!!

 Close your Eyes,
Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!

 In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU!

 U must b tired coz u hv been running
U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.

Do u know
Do u know, what I say, what I think, what I feel, what I think, what I wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.

 Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge Hamain,Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri,Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain.(i miss u sidra sabeen) 

There's no Special reasonThere's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U. 

 n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
 n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
GOT CONFUSED!
OH!B SMART FRIEND:
ZARA MOBILE KO ULTA KAR K DEKHO 

A B C D E F G H I J 
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T " " V W X Y Z.Did i miss something.No,i put 'U' safely in my heart 

earth may stop rotating
earth may stop rotating, birds may stop flying ,candles may stop melting,fish may stop swiming,heat may stop beating but i never stop missing u......

 If u think i miss u all

If u think i miss u all the time u r wrong i miss u only when i think about u but Damm it i think u all the time i miss u sweetheart

 When you feel lonely press 945,
When you feel lonely press 945, when you feel sad press 10, when u need to talk, press 82,,,when u press all these together, here i m for u always. Miss u alot.

Just Wondering..!
Just Wondering..!
Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?
Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?
Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?
Wud U Add "Too" If I Tell U "I Miss U"..?
Dilbara Really I Miss U From The Core ! 

 To forget is heard to do,
To forget is heard to do, and to forget me is upto u, forget me forget me never,forget the text but not the sender.Miss you a lot

I heared  some whisper ur
I heared  some whisper ur name,but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U 

Under the sea, there lays a rock.
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'I Miss You'  

There are 24 hours in a DayNight
There are 24 hours in a DayNight, 10 hours for work, 8 hours for sleeping, 3 hours for eating, 2 hours for exercise and 1 hour for other activities, But all the 24 hours I do MISS U badly...

when i close my eyes
when i close my eyes before sleeping i watch u in the dark, When im sleeping i watch u in my dreams, When i open my eyes i found u before my eyes..And then I start Missing u for all the Day...

 i miss u very much,
i miss u very much,but i know  u miss me not.MISS ME OTHERWISE U WILL MISS ME FOREVER 

Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna (In Urdu)
Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye Hum unhe yaad karen Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye !!!!Miss U So Much...

Can u keep a secret?
Can u keep a secret?
Between me & u
You promise?
I really need to tell u this...
Well...
I MISS U...

In My Lyf..I learned how 2 smile
In My Lyf..I learned how 2 smile.How 2 Laugh.How 2 HardWork.How 2 Love.How 2 cry..but i neva learned how 2 stop MISSING YOU...em MISSIN YA SO MUCH JANU 

143 is numerically saying "I143 is numerically saying "I MISS YOU" What if I ask u 23423 same as "DO YOU MISS ME TOO? Would u answer me 312 same as "YES I DO" 

u r in my talks.u r in my eyes.
u r in my talks.u r in my eyes.u r in my feelings.u r in my thoughts.u r in my breath.u r in my work.u r in my mind.u r in my dreams.u r in my prayer.u r in my life.because u r in my heart.I miss u. 

Me and U are like Hare 
Me and U are like Hare and Tortoise.I remember u and miss u so fast like Hare, But da only one thing make me very slow then u at last; That is when u give me a SMILE

my eyes miss u 
my eyes miss u
my lips kiss u
my heart loves u
my hands need u
my mind calls u
my heart is 4 u and my love is 4 u i will die without u,so u have to be kind on me

Push down if you miss me
Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, .... me too

Tumne Suna nahi?In (URDU)
Tumne Suna nahi?
Wakei nahi suna?
CNN pe?
BBC pe?
PTV pe?
GEO pe?
FM-101,103,89, pe b nahi?
to mujsey sun lo phir
"I MISS U SO MUCH" 

Monday  Tuesday  Wednesday
Monday  Tuesday  Wednesday  Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday   'I Miss You'        Everyday 

 3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U,
 3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U,
1+1 = 2 Eyes Looking 4 U,
3+2 = 5 Senses Missing U,
4+3 = 7 Days in Week,
I MISS U Sweety M 4M

THIS LOVE IS LOVE THE LOVE BEST

THIS LOVE IS LOVE THE LOVE BEST LOVE WAY LOVE 2 LOVE SAY LOVE 2 LOVE U LOVE THAT LOVE I LOVE MISS LOVE U LOVE  read it again without word "LOVE" 

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Bhejapanti Sms 149 Character

Grammar Teacher: Rahul sharaab Nahin Peeta Hai. Is sentence mein Rahul kya hai? Pappu: Madam! Rahul chutiya ha


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Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.


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Exam Song..

Chanda Mama So Gaye

Student Sare Jaage

Dekho Pakdo Yaaro

Course To Aage Bhage

Ek Parixa Khatam Karu To Duji Shuru Ho Gayi

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Uth Kr Dekhiye Subah Ka Nazra,Hawa B Hy thandi mausam B Hy Pyara, So gya chand or Chhup gya Hr Ek Tara, Kabul kariye ap, Salam-E-Subah Humara.

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1O,OOO Years Ago Rajnikanth's Girlfriend Died.
He CRIED a LOT & Today
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Still 71% of the earth's surface is covered wid water;-)
gud Mrng.

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This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity-

"Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete the INTERNET.."..;-)

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1Party me sab log ulti kar rahe the..

Banta: Sab ko kya Hua?

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Santa: Maine Ulti ki thi,
In Logo ko Bura Laga, To Maine Wapas Pee lee

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Marwadi donates blood 2 Americn,He gifts him a mercedes car.
Marwadi donats again,
Dis tim he givs An old Cycle

Y?

Nw its marwadis blood in him

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Achhi Baat To Sb Ko Achi Lgti H
Lekin Jab Tume Kisi Ki Buri Baat B Buri Na Lage To Smjo Tumhe Pyar
Nahi Hua Hai
ZALEEL Hone Ki Adat Ho gayi Hai

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Bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam?

Dnt say wah wah. Plz feel d pain

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MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnaam. :-P :-D

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Trust GOD!
HE will never give yu anything yu can't handle,

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Except .. .. ..

a WIFE !!!!

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SHARABI-Agr Mere Hath Me SARKAR Aye To Me DESH Ki Taqdir Badl Duga
WIFE-Haramkhor Phle Apna Pajama Ta Badl Le Subh Se Meri SALVAR Pehn K Gum Rha H

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Friends are not beautiful as they look,
as they walk & as they talk.

Friends r beautiful as they sincere
as they care & as they remember.
--%<@

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Dost ke liye ajab misal hai hum

Sache dost ki pehchan hai hum

Ye to nahi kahte

Sultan Mirza hai hum

Lekin Apke Dil ke
Tees Maar Khan
hai hum

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Mushkil Raahen Bhi Asaan Ho Jaati Hai
Har Raah Par Pehchan Ho Jaati Hai
Jo Log Muskura Ke Karte Hai Saamna
Kismat Unki Gulaam Ho Jaati Hai.

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7 rules 2 be happy:
1.Never hate
2.Don't worry
3.Live simple
4.Give a lot
5.Expect little
6.Always smile
7.Spell my name 10 times per day

140 Character Love Sms December

Without Love -- dayz are
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day
 Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

 When You give your heart
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

Write on Bricks
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

 If 10 people care 4 u
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

 I m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

 First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

 If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

 I love all the stars in the sky,
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

140 Character Christmas Sms 2010 New Latest Collection | Xmas Messages |

Christmas Is A Time When Everybody Wants His Past Forgotten And His Present Remembered. What I Don’t Like About Office Christmas Parties Is Looking For A Job The Next Day.


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A Silent Night, A Star Above, A Blessed Gift Of Hope And Love. A Blessed Christmas To You!


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May This Christmas Be So Special That You Never Ever Feel Lonely Again And Be Surrounded By Loved Ones Throughout!


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From Home To Home, And Heart To Heart, From One Place To Another. The Warmth And Joy Of Christmas, Brings Us Closer To Each Other.


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It Is D Month Of Cakes N Candles, Snow N Songs, Carols N Joys, Laughter N Love, Its DECEMBER.. Wishing You A Blessed Month Of Christmas!!


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I Wish U Lovely X-Mas I Wish U Favorable I Wish U Enjoyable U Shall Not Lack In This X-Mas Thy Lord Shall Provide To U! Merry X-Mas.


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4 Thy Lord Your God Had Made It Possible For U To See The Month Of December! So Shall All Impossibility In Your Will Be Possible! Wishing U Merry X-Mas


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Christmas May Be Many Things Or It May Be A Few. For You, The Joy Is Each New Toy; For Me; It’s Watching U.


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I Wish U Lovely X-Mas I Wish U Favorable I Wish U Enjoyable U Shall Not Lack In This X-Mas Thy Lord Shall Provide To U! Merry X-Mas.


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Recieve Blesses Then If Rain Fall So Shall It Going To Carry All Ur Problem Away From U! Happy X-Mas!


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Dis X-Mas Tree .*. ,:'*':, ,:;***;:, ,:;;***;;:, >< Brings Hope, Joy,Luv, Happiness & Peace 2 U & Ur Family.. *Happy X-Mas*


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It Is D Month Of Cakes N Candles, Snow N Songs, Carols N Joys, Laughter N Love, Its December.. "Wishing You A Blessed Month Of Christma


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Love Came Down At Christmas; Love All Lovely, Love Divine; Love Was Born At Christmas, Stars And Angels Gave The Sign.


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I Have Already Told Santa Claus What I Want For Xmas: A GOOD FRIEND, So If A Big Fat Man Comes And Tries To Wrap You Up, Please Co-Operate 


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Lets Welcome The Year Which Is Fresh And New Lets Cherish Each Moment It Beholds Lets Celebrate This Blissful New Year Merry X-Mas


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If One Night You Wake Up And A Big Fat Male Is Trying To Put You In A Sack Please Don't Be Afraid Because I Told Santa All I Want For Christmas Is You


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2011 Christmas Sms Messages